By Heather Mann

Negative Bridgit, who over priced the dimensions of her head―her selfmade frilly lace bathe cap got here immediately right down to her chin. And who can blame Lindsey for considering “glitter shoes” gave the impression of a funky, effortless venture rather than what it became out to be: a puddle of glowing glop. and very, whoever published that amazing Spaghetti-Stuffed Garlic Bread on Pinterest may be sued. whilst Mindy pulled hers from the oven, it gave the impression of a “hot mess of intestines streaming out of doughy flesh.” Mmmm, thanks, Pinterest!

Written via Heather Mann, writer of, her hilarious weblog with thousands of web page perspectives and thousands of fans, CraftFail celebrates the artistic technique, yet from the opposite facet. this is often the stuff that will get the “A for Effort” and LOL for consequence. yet as soon as the laughter dies down, it additionally evokes a hot feel-good appreciate for crafters who aren’t afraid to fail. finally, no matter if there’s now not a mortal alive other than Martha who could make a Waxed middle worthwhile of putting on your window to capture the sunlight, why shouldn’t many try out? whilst it is going improper, why shouldn’t the remainder of us get pleasure from this Epic Fail? after which examine the entire full-color images that record it.

domestic decor fails, style fails, vacation fails, nutrition fails, child crafting fails― as one nameless crafter stated: “It wasn’t purported to finish this way.” fortunately for us, it did.

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